Hi. I’m Andrew, or Drew or Andy. I’m easy.

Former bar bouncer, grave digger, dirt bagger, and sex-toy warehouse worker turned Copywriter. I’m obsessed with weird ideas, creating memorable headlines, and searching for the elusive, perfect pun.

Outside of writing ads and dreaming up big ideas, you can find me parked on the side of the road in my camper van, fussing over a cup of coffee, or hanging off the side of a cliff getting ready for my next rock climb. This week’s new obsession? Sculpting miniature heads out of clay.

I look forward to working together (and answering your questions about the sex-toy warehouse — that’s real).